Me posing with backpack on, clouds below in the distant, as I climb Mt Kilimanjaro

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Dont Complain About Your Job

On July 20, 2009

Repeat after me, I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB.

man enters elephant rectum

You know, you see some things and you ask yourself “I wonder what he gets paid to do that?” you know? This has GOT to be one of the worst jobs in the world.

what would it take for you to enter an elephant’s rectum? Some things should simply be automated.

Good argument for outsourcing though I guess.

I’ve never tried to do a back flip. They just seem wrong. I mean, in every situation I’m in, I’m always thinking “What’s the safest way to do this?” and some things just never come up with an answer so I dont do them. Backflips have so much potential for going wrong. I give you this example

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and seriously! Dont do this in your basement!